For those Glee-ks out there, I know this is old news, but Glee will be back with a new season next Tuesday. And to help all my Glee-ky friends get through the last week before the new season, I went looking for Glee fic.
Now, *confession time* I don't watch the show. I know, I know. Why on earth would I read Glee fanfic if I don't even watch the show? I can't say. I do know that I love my Lemon Sister and Glee fan, uhyesplease, like crazy and when I read her one shot about Puck I about jizzed in my pants. She's not a lemon sister for nothing!
I can't tell you how thrilled I was to include this video clip in today's post!!!
And when I was researching a lemon for last Monday I looked into Glee fanfic and noticed while there weren't a whole lot of lemons available, there was a fair amount of T rated fic. So I checked it out in hopes of continuing this week's Glee theme and I got lucky!
Today's peach is I Don't Care How You Do It (Just Save Me) by ophelia22. It's a great story about Rachel, who constantly goes the extra mile for her glee club, and how the group winds up helping her out, cupid style.
Here's the tease:
"Oh, no you don't, Noah Puckerman. We haven't finished talking about your ridiculous plan."
"It is not ridiculous. My plan is the shit."
"No, it isn't. And if you insist on leading all of those boys astray, you are going to ruin our chances at Regionals."
"You aren't thinking Big Picture, Rach. I'm telling you. It will be eye catching AND show team unity and all that other shit those douchey judges just love."
"No."
"But if you would just..."
"NO."
"But all of the other guys have already agreed! Well, except Kurt. But he doesn't count."
"That only makes it worse! You are corrupting them."
"Well, I didn't hear you complaining when I was corrupting you after school yesterday."
"Noah, under no circumstances are the men of New Directions all getting matching mohawks. Just.... no."
"But, Rach...."
"Noah. Please. I'm serious."
"Fine."
"Really?"
"I guess."
"Do you promise?"
"Yes."
"Cross your heart and hope to die?"
"Rachel, I will stab myself in the nuts with an icepick before I do either of those things."
"Fine. But at least say, I promise not to shave matching mohawks into any other members of New Directions."
"This is fucking stupid, Rachel."
"SAY IT."
"Fine. I fucking promise not to shave awesome matching mohawks into any other fucking members of fucking New fucking Directions."
"That was a totally juvenile rendition, but I will accept that version anyway."
"Whatever."
"Noah?"
"This is lame. I'm gonna go. I'll pick you up in the morning."
"Noah?"
"What? What do you want now? Would you also like me to gift wrap my balls and send them over to your house for breakfast?"
"Ew."
"Then what? What do you fucking want now, Rach?"
"Well....I was just wondering. What are you wearing?"
They style of this one shot is a little different from the narrative type I'm used to. Normally I find long sections of dialog without narration offputting but that definitely wasn't the case in this story. In I Don't Care How You Do It (Just Save Me) I found the fast pace and script-like quality of the writing to be witty and engaging. And I loved the ending where Puck gets his girl.
So check I Don't Care How You Do It (Just Save Me) out and ophelia22 give some love. You can also find ophelia22 at her livejournal account: Scribbles and Unfortunate Musings.
And with that, I'll leave you with the teaser for Glee's season premier next week:
Enjoy!!!
2 comments:
I might have to read it too, but also I never saw the show which is why I didn't looked at the fic...
But you I laughed my ass of the Jizz video, I mean I saw the Twilight ones but never saw the original video and I laughed soo loud *still giggeling*
The reason why I never saw Glee is because it's not yet here in Germany and oh well, I will give it definitely a look when it comes out here. So many people seem excited about it!
@Mrs. V - I have to say I had no interest in this show last year, but I keep hearing about it, both in twi-land and RL and the stuff I've seen online is wicked funny. I netflixed the first half of the season so I'm going to check it out before the 2nd season starts next week. :) And yes, the original Jizz video is HYSTERICAL!! Have you seen Motherlover??? It's my favorite!
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