MmmmmmMonday - Bad Behavior

Ah, fan fic. What a wonderful source of humor and wit, snark and sex. I am continually impressed and grateful at how much good writing is out there, completely free, all about one of my favorite series in the whole world, Twilight.

But I began thinking...I like other series. And other characters too.

For example, Tudors. While not all of you may have seen the Showtime series LOOSELY based on the life Henry VIII, you may have seen these two hotties around:

Henry Cavill is Charles Brandon and Jonathan Rhys Meyers is King Henry

I would DEFINITELY read good, smexy times about either of those men!

Then there's my original vampire love, Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Can anyone say, "Spike?" Nom, nom, nom!!!!

James Marsters is Spike

But I also happen to know that a bunch of our followers are Glee fans. So I thought, oh, wouldn't it be funny to find a Glee lemon for Monday's post? So I went to FanFiction.net and did my search for "lemon" under "Glee" and I got 6 entries. That's right. Six. For comparison, the exact same search under Twilight returned 4,630 entries. Conclusion? We are spoiled!!!

For those of you, like me, who had never even heard of fan fiction before Twilight, it's seems odd but we, as a fandom, are truly blessed with an abundance of good writers. The Twilight fandom has produced so many wonderful stories, and I was surprised to see that the same isn't true of all fandoms.

BUT!

We can remedy that! Because, when I did my little search for Glee, who should pop up in the list of six but my Lemony Lemon Sister, uhyesplease?!?!

That's right!!! For those of you who may have missed it, uhyesplease wrote a SMOKING HOT one-shot set in Glee for bierbeck. An it was so good, the incomparable Betti made a banner for it!!!

And seriously, if you don't watch the show, I just want to show you this picture:

Mark Salling is Puck

Tell me you don't want to read some porn, I mean fan fic, about that man!

That's what I thought! And when you combine that face, with uhyesplease's proven lemon squeezing powers, you get this:

"If you tell me you want me to stop, I will," he said, dipping his lips down to her ear. His breath sparked shivers down her back, but it was the kindness of his words that made her melt. She knew she could say no and he wouldn't push her.

"I don't….I don't….want you to stop," Becky said, breathless and with need.

Puck groaned, his grip on her hips tightening, and his erection pressing even harder into her damp panties. "I can't promise I'll be gentle, but you can trust me," he said, beginning to lick and kiss a path from her ear, and down her neck.

"Don't worry, Puck," she panted as he took her nipple into his mouth, biting down deliciously through her button-down shirt and sheer bra. "I don't want gentle."

Oh I know!!! I didn't even tease the best part! But, it's a really quick read and I just didn't want to spoil it. So go now, read uhyesplease's amazing story written for bierbeck and start your day off right. Then go leave uhyesplease some comment love!

Oh, and one more thing? If ANYONE is interested in writing a hot, hot lemon for Tudors, let me know. Cuz I'd read that FO' SHO'!!!!

Enjoy!!!