MmmmmMonday - The Halloween Party

So Halloween has come and gone. All the good little kiddies have gotten their treats and all the good little adults have eaten the left over chocolates. Hmmm.....chocolates.....*Foxy's tongue hangs out in a Homer-Simpson-esque drool*

Where was I? Oh yes, Halloween. Right. Well, before you pack up your costumes and move on to thinking about the rest of the upcoming holidays, let's take one last moment to savor the lemony flavor of the only holiday that encourages adults to dress up and wear masks. And what better way to do that then to read a nice, lemony one-shot about what happens when Bella and Edward meet at a costume party: The Halloween Party by HannahMae288.

Edward (we assume) is throwing a costume party on Halloween. He's dressed as Batman although we get a glimpse of his gorgeous green eyes through his mask.


Bella is at the party with Alice (of course) who has dressed Bella up as a naughty French Maid (naturally). Toss two star-crossed lovers gently, apply a liberal dose of liquor and the lemons are ready to roll:

He walked over to where I sat on the bed.

He started gently kissing and sucking on my neck.

His hands slid behind my back and started to undo the clasps of the corset.

The slow torture of foreplay was killing me.

“mooore, I need more.” I finally was able to force out.

“Hmm, the little French maid isn’t as innocent as she seems..” he said smirking as my top fell to the floor.

“Fucking perfect.” he breathed out as I felt my face get hot.

He cautiously began kissing my breasts. He took my hardened peak into his mouth.

I gasped and moaned.

He bit down gently and then twirled his tongue around my nipple. Then made his way to the other one, while massaging the one he had just finished with.

His hands went up underneath the short ruffle skirt and in one quick movement my panties were gone.

I gasped and tried to see him, but it was pitch black and I couldn’t see anything.

He sat up to do something, I heard Velcro, so I kind of assumed he was taking his mask off.

Then he went back down and started kissing my inner thighs. I moaned loudly and I could feel him smiling.

His tongue darted out and licked my wet sex.

I screamed out in pure pleasure.

He licked and nibbled as I felt my stomach knotting up in an unfamiliar feeling.

He took my clit into his mouth and licked it fiercely.

“Ahhhh ohh ahhh goddd.”

I reached down and felt his hair for the first time. It was soft and there was just enough for me to get a good grasp. He moaned as soon as I had a hold on his hair, which send vibrations through his mouth, it sent me over the edge.

While still riding out my release he kissed his way back up my body and started kissing my mouth again.

This story's a short one, less than 2,500 words, and while we move through the action quickly, I liked it and I think the author shows promise. My absolute favorite part was the very last line, after Bella wakes up alone:

I just had sex with Batman.

So if you liked it to, feel free to vote for it. The contest is The Two Sides of Twilight. Click on the link and you'll be taken to the voting poll page. I know HannahMae288 would appreciate your vote.

Happy MmmmmMonday!

Wishing you a very HAPPY Halloween!

Sure, they're cute now. But wait until the evening's over and they've eaten all that candy....

Tomorrow is Halloween. Most of you already know this having purchased (or God bless you, made) costumes for one or more little ones. It's a night for sweets and fantasy and good times. And with that in mind, don't you think the delights of the evening should extend beyond the time you tuck your little, sugar-fiend babies into bed?

Well, I certainly do.

So what will you "be" for Halloween this year? Please don't tell me you're going as "the parent." Yawn. BORING!!! This is the one night of the year that no one will think twice to see you dressed up as something exotic and dare I say, sexy? And with the internet, it's SO easy to find something simple and sexy.

So come on, spill!! What will you be?

A sexy Cleopatra?

Smokin' hot since 47 B.C.

A vixen vampire?

Bite me!

A naughty pirate?

Shiver me timbers!

Whatever you decided on, please let us know (and if you're feeling very bold, send in a picture or post it in your comment!)

This year Mr. Foxy and I will be heading out to an adult-only Halloween party. An old friend of mine throws one religiously every year and it's always been a way for those of us from the old neighborhood to reconnect and have a few drinks and a lot of laughs. The little foxes are all stoked to be staying the night with their grandparents and Mr. Foxy and I are all ready to go out and paint the town red.

Get it, paint the town red. Like my cape. Anyone? *crickets chirping*

Oh aren't I pun-a-liciuos? Yes, I'll be going as Little Red Riding Hood this year and Mr. Foxy will be going as the Big, Bad Wolf. Tee-hee!

Yeah, this is how me and Mr. Foxy roll!!

And if you're very good, I'll do one more Friday post recap with the pictures before the Friday posts disappear.

"What?!?!" you say?

Yes, it's true, UYP and I are going to be putting our Friday Shenanigans on hold for the month of November. What with us both doing NaNoWriMo, we won't have time for much else (side note: if you're doing NaNoWriMo to, friend us!!! Our author names are: One Pushy Fox & uhyesplease). Well besides In The Blood, Destiny, OPF's New Moon post on The Danger Magnet, and MmmmmMondays of course. Anyway, we hope you'll understand and we'll be back at the weekend madness before you know it.

And with that I'll leave you with this thought...how does a mild-mannered housewife turn into a wolf-taming, super-hot, red-hooded vixen? With A LOT of make-up. Oh, dear. I really should have thought this one out, hunh?

FML! I REALLY hope I can pull this off.