Friday, January 22, 2010

You get what you ask for

One of the things I do on a regular basis is Google search for images. And I think that's a task most bloggers do, because everyone likes to have a pretty picture to go along with whatever they're writing about. Of course, as we write about lemons, I Google quite a bit of porn.


Honest, honey! I don't know why we got that virus....
I was just searching for....
*facepalm*


But even though I'm expecting to see some graphic stuff in my results, I am occasionally surprised by something even weirder. And today I thought I would share with you a couple of funny things I found when I was looking for pictures for uhyesplease's post this past Monday.

1) A Christian blog dedicated to spicing life up with your husband. Yup, it's called Christian Nymphos and when I came upon it, looking for a shower sex pic for uhyesplease, I got this post in my results:

Yup, only on the web can you find a place where
Anal Sex comes right before
Bible Studies.
It's right there on the side bar. Nice!


2) ShopMania, where in addition to comparing prices on electronics and soap, you can be a savvy shopper for shower sex handles. Oh, interwebs, is there nothing you can't find me?


And at only $8.25, you too can explore your mskathy inspired fantasies.
Maybe with DH.
See the above Christian website for more details
on how the Almighty wants you to get your freak on!


Well that's it for today. I'm interested in hearing what the weirdest thing you ever came across while Googling images for your site is. Not necessarily the most depraved thing, but just something that made you go, "Hunh?" Tell me in the comments!!

5 comments:

uhyesplease said...

OMG - I'm dying over here!!!!!

I think the funniest - I was looking for pics, I think for my Twins post and for some reasons I kept getting all these weird clown pictures. I'm not scared of clowns, per se, but they scared me when I was trying to find some hot twins!

Love you pushy!!!

Anonymous said...

Bahahaha!!!! This was awesome!!! *runs off to order shower handles*

Greta is Erikasbuddy said...

OMG!! That's killing me!! hahahah!! I think one of us would have to stay on the tile while the other one got in the shower to use those sex handles. THat's a mighty big shower. What's that dude compensating for? HAHA!

I have to admit that I searched for LEATHER on Flickr and pics of ROB just kept popping up. I took it as a sign for me to keep dropping subtle hints to Fragile on how to dress her characters.

But NEVER anything like SEX handles haha!! Suctiony!! I can just tell people that those are there to help my son get out of the tub. Maybe they won't notice how high they are haha!

BellaLovett said...

I have those handles ;)

Dangrdafne said...

I am reading through your old posts and I came (haha) to this one and I couldn't stop laughing.

The Christian Nymphos is just too over the top and the shower handles... that is very interesting.

The one item I found once on Google was when playing Drunken Mad Libs at http://twilightsagapalooza.blogspot.com/ on Friday nights someone posted "meat curtains" for one of the games. I had no idea what that was so I googled it not knowing what to expect (assumed it was sexual), well it was sexual but the first images were actual curtains with meat images on them. WHAAAT?? How odd but hilarious too.