Oh, sweet Santa-Emmett! Who wouldn't want to find him trimming your tree? But what if he was bringing you tacky lingerie and pleather boots? Well, you can imagine how Rosalie feels about that!
I love the back and forth between ire and lust in this fic, plus Emmett and Rose are just so funny: they both want different things but in the end, everyone winds up happy, especially the reader!
This fic was actually one of the winners over at Twilighted's iFic Canon Christmas Contest and got a beautiful banner by the lovely DahliaBlack
Check it out and see why it wowed the judges:
“EMMETT! Are you out of your mind?!”
“You asked if it was all I got. It wasn’t. Do you want to try for more? I know there’s an armoire in the study you’re particularly fond of,” he threatened.
He was right, I loved that armoire.
“No, no, no, I’m sorry. I’ll play nice,” I cooed, kissing him lightly and darting my tongue into his mouth.
"Oh no, it’s not that easy.”
No, it was actually very hard, and I could feel it pressing into my stomach. “You’re right you know,” I baited.
He couldn’t help it. He took it. I never said he was right. “About what?”
“I like things big.”
He groaned and brought his mouth down roughly on my collarbone, kissing sloppily as he lowered it between my breasts. He took the center of the bra between his teeth and bit through it, exposing my naked flesh as the fabric fell away from me. He licked languidly up the length of my sternum to the hollow at the base of my throat and took my slender hips between his hands once more. He pushed hard and pinned me, back flat up against the wall, putting my glorious breasts at his eye level. Lowering his mouth onto a tightened peak, he laced his fingers into the side string of my panties and tugged once to tear the fabric, then pulled them away from me, dropping them unceremoniously on the ground.
He looked up at me angrily as he continued to alternately trace his tongue over my nipple and suck hard at the tip. I knew he was trying to be the tough guy but the pain turned him on and I could feel his anger waning into lust. I was trying to be repentant but I had a hard time coming up with any emotion other than horny. I loved it when he manhandled me like that and the way he flicked his tongue against my nipple like that was making my toes curl up. “More,” I pleaded, holding his head against me.
He revolted and let me fall to the floor, where I made an epic crashing sound as I clattered into the fireplace tools. He took several steps back and looked at me as I scrambled onto all fours. “You don’t get what you want. You’re naughty, remember?”
I crawled across the hardwood towards him. “Do you? Get what you want, I mean?” I asked, raising myself to my knees and eying the phenomenal erection he was sporting mere inches from my face. I didn’t give him a chance to answer. I splayed my hands against the front of his thighs and licked up the side of him from the base to the very tip before I eagerly pulled the head into my mouth and swirled my tongue around it. He moaned and I felt the tension escaping him as he knotted his fingers into my hair and I took more and more of his engorged cock into my mouth and pursed my lips tightly around it.
“Rosalie, uhhhn,” he managed. “Oh baby, just like that. God, I love that mouth.” I smiled around his dick. I knew he couldn’t stay mad when I laid down the fellatio. Who could? I looked up at him just the way he liked, one of his favorite images in the world: my lush pink lips wrapped around his rigid shaft, and I winked.
Oh, naughty, naughty, Rosalie! You know she made Santa's day! And hopefully she and Emmett will inspire you to have a naughty Christmas as well.
If you enjoyed this one shot as much as I did, please go check out Twighlit's multi-chapter story, The Apple Doesn't Fall Far, which has the interesting premise of Edward falling for Bella's daughter 22 years after he leaves her in New Moon.
I know some of you might be concerned about the potential ick factor of Edward with Bella's daughter but I've already read the first few chapters and they're fantastic, so I highly recommend that as well. Enjoy!
