Oooooooooh! Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
Edward Cullen on his sleigh - HEY!
Well, hello there ladies (and gents)! It's me, UhYesPlease, here to share another holiday story that's not only going to get your rocks off, but make you laugh out loud.
GemmaH wrote Jingle Balls for the gals of her blog and also to add a little holiday cheer around the fandom. This story is a borderline Crackfic for me - mainly because the storyline is a bit ridiculous (and GemmaH notes this unapologetically in her A/N) and extremely silly. Silly why? Because Edward is an elf and his balls actually jingle. Yes, JINGLE. Jingle BALLS, get it?
This crazy fic is B/E - AU, a few canon nods and quite a bit OOC. But the lemons....wow....the lemons....
When I thought I was going to go crazy if he didn’t give me more, he slid off the seat so that he was kneeling in front of me. He worked through the tangle of the blanket until he found my knees, slowly sliding his hands downward over the boots, making appreciative noises. He pulled my legs so that I was at the edge of the seat and gently ran his hands flat, up my thighs, hooking his fingers into my flimsy panties and drawing them down. I lifted myself off the seat to allow them to slide down and he removed them from my legs. He moved back up to my knees, placed his hands on the insides of them and firmly, but slowly pushed them apart, opening me up to him as my short, ragged-edged skirt rode up around my thighs. I gasped as the cold air touched me in the most private of places, but as suddenly as I’d felt the cold, it was warm again as he leaned forward and buried his face in me.
My hands moved automatically back to his hair and I worked my fingers round and up and down the strands as he did the same with his fingers to me. He moved his tongue in blissful gentle circles on my clit, and then he’d suck it slowly into his mouth as he worked his fingers inside me. He sped up slightly as I bucked my hips into his face and then played harder as I came on him, pulling his head forcefully into my center by his hair and clamping down on his fingers inside me as I rode out wave after delicious wave.
As I sat and struggled to regain control over my breathing, Edward pulled himself onto the seat next to me, pulling his green elf pants down with a jingle. He reached across for me and lifted me over and onto his lap, sliding me straight down onto his marble-hard cock, causing me to cry out as he filled me, so soon after my orgasm. I slowly moved on him, slipping easily up and down his length as I coated it with my wetness. On each down stroke I ground down against him, increasing the pressure in exactly the right places. He was moaning with me, his hands holding onto my behind and his mouth gently sucking on my nipples.
It was intense, the pace of our – not lovemaking surely, yet somehow not just sex – made it a surreal experience, out here in the cold. We continued for a while like this, lost in the sensations we were experiencing, then finally we were moving faster in response to each other, the increased speed increasing the pleasure for both of us, until we were holding tightly onto each other, riding out the waves of our orgasms as we came at exactly the same time, my muscles gripping him as he pumped into me over and over, seeming as though he’d never stop, his balls jingling rapidly until they finally slowed and became silent.
I sat on him, sweaty and gasping for breath as my heart thudded in my chest. My forehead was resting on his muscular shoulder when I started to giggle.
“What’s so funny?” he asked me, a smile in his voice. In reply I just began to sing softly.
“Oh what fun, it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh.”
He threw back his head and laughed loudly.
Oh these crazy kids. This is a multichapter fic, but the chapters are short and she's posting one a day until Christmas! It's well worth the read to see how exactly it all ends!
So Merry Christmas my loves! Jingle Bells will never be the same anymore, but that's alright for me!
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