MMMMMMMonday - Master of the Universe

I have been such a Lemon Sister-slacker lately.....

But a few things have been keeping me busy.

1. Triathlon Training

This picture is funny because everyone looks so fast! I'm all tortoise, baby!

2. Planning fun events for a big Chicago Trip for Eclipse (15 girls are meeting for this epic event. East Coast, West Coast, Midwest and the South are all present. And even 1 lovely girl from the UK and 2 lovely ladies from Germany! SQUEEEEEE!!!)

3. Betaing my awesome fics (Clementines and Your True Colors)

4. Falling in love with fanfic again.....

My dear Betti has been harassing me about Master of the Universe by SnowQueens IceDragon. She's like: "I know you'd love this one!" "Have you started reading it yet?" "You'd know what I was talking about if you were READING THIS FUCKING FIC!"

And I've heard about this fic from tons of people, including the gals over on Twitarded...I just well, for lack of a better word I'm up to my eyeballs in Fairy books right now (just finished Ink Exchange by Melissa Marr) and I just can't be bothered.

So I was bored one night, not sleeping do to one reason or another and clicked on the link to the blog Betti gave me. THIRTY EIGHT chapters later - it was 3:00 and I sent a rather nasty email to Betti saying something like, "What the hell were you thinking telling me to read this fic! I'm supposed to be sleeping! GAAAAHHHHH YOU ARE EVIL!"

Holy shit you guys - I know most of you have read this - but it's worth it, even if you're falling out of love with fic, to read it. Just start - get to chapter 5. If you aren't up til 3am then just quit reading this blog...cuz it doesn't get any better than this!

Long story short - this is a very AU/AH fic about Edward (the Dom) and Bella (the supposed soon-to-be-accidental-sub). But you know what - whoops - they fall in love. There is mystery, humor, great side characters (I HATE MRS. ROBINSON!) and lemons. Oh wait - I need that bold and in all caps: LEMONS!!!!!!!

Nearly every chapter has them. They are all juicy. They are all hot. Did I mention the chapters are super short! So it's like 1 lemon per 1000 words. It works for me!

So, I know several of you don't like us reccing the multichaptered fics...but this one is worth it AND it's complete - I finished it in 3 days (ok, nights!) of reading. I think there are 87 chapters and a special EPOV outtake. The Epi is coming along shortly....

Here's a little tease:

“After you Miss Swan,” he murmurs, opening the door for me. He looks so casually elegant. I pause, fractionally too long, drinking in the sight of him… oh my… And I slept with him last night, after all the tequila and the throwing up… And he’s still here, and he wants to take me to Seattle, I just don’t understand what he sees in me. I head out the door recalling his words – I’m drawn to you – Well, the feeling is entirely mutual Mr. Cullen, I think, as we both walk in silence down the corridor towards the elevator. As we wait I peek up at him through my lashes and he looks out of the corner of his eyes down at me. I smile and his lips twitch.

The elevator arrives and we step in. We’re alone, and suddenly for some inexplicable reason, possibly our proximity in such an enclosed space, the atmosphere between us changes, charging with an electric, exhilarating anticipation. My breathing alters. His head turns fractionally toward me, his eyes darkest jade. I bite my lip.

“Oh, fuck the paperwork,” he growls and he lunges at me, pushing me against the wall of the elevator and before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in one of his in a vice-like grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his hips… holy shit. His other hand grabs my ponytail and he yanks down, bringing my face up and his lips are on mine. It’s only just not painful. I moan into his mouth, giving his tongue an opening and he takes full advantage, his tongue expertly exploring my mouth. I have never been kissed like this. My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow erotic dance that’s all about touch and sensation, all bump and grind. He brings his hand up to grasp my chin and holds me in place. I am helpless, my hands pinned, my face held and his hips restraining me. I can feel his erection against my belly… He wants me… Edward Cullen, Greek god wants me. And I want him, here now, in the elevator.

“You are so sweet,” he murmurs, each word a staccato.

The elevator stops and the doors open and he pushes away from me in the blink of an eye, leaving me hanging… Three men in business suits look at both of us and smirk as they climb on board. My heart rate is through the roof, I feel like I’ve run an uphill race. I want to lean over and grasp my knees, but that’s just too obvious. I glance quickly up at him. He looks so cool and calm, like he’s been doing the Seattle Times crossword. How unfair, is he totally unaffected by my presence. He glances at me out of the corner of his eye and he gently blows out a deep breath. Oh, he’s affected alright, and my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba.

The businessmen exit on the second floor. We have one more floor to travel.

“You’ve brushed your teeth,” he says, staring at me.

“I used your toothbrush,” I breathe.

His lips quirk up in a half smile.

“Oh, Isabella Swan… What am I going to do with you?”

The doors open at the first floor and he takes my hand and pulls me out.

“What is it about elevators?” he mutters, more to himself than to me. I can just about keep up with him because my wits have been thoroughly, royally, scattered all over the floor and walls of elevator three in the Heathman Hotel.

Stay classy out there Lemonland- and drink a mimosa or two, or ten for me around 10:30am Sunday morning when I'm done killing myself out there in a my swim, bike, run!

MmmmmMonday - This time it's a two-fer

Well, my lovelies, it's Monday again. And I had a little spare time earlier this week to go diving for lemons in the vat that is FanFiction.net. I don't know why I was luckier this week than before but really my luck winds up being yours because today I have not one but TWO lemony teasers for you.

The first one is The Claiming by Leria. This one's a tad dark, but nothing you all can't handle. *wink* To catch you up to speed before the tease, Bella's a vampire married to Edward and cheating on him with Jacob. *gasp* And Edward finds out. *double gasp* How does Bella explain herself? By telling Edward that she's only with Jake because he treats her like a woman instead of a china doll. So Edward has no choice other than to claim his wife in the rough way she apparently needs. *grrr!!!*

Here's the tease:

“Get on your knees,” he said, turning me to face him before releasing the grip he had on me. His hands moved to his belt quickly unfastening it then moving to the button at his waist.

I did as he demanded my eyes staring at the bulge just beneath his zipper. His slid the zipper down and released himself from his tight boxer briefs. I wondered if he had any idea how much this was turning me on.

“What now?” I asked, hoping and praying he would let me do something I had begged to do since we had first made love, something he had denied me from doing, proclaiming that it wasn’t the proper thing for a wife.

“I want you to wrap your luscious teasing lips around my cock.”

I hesitated afraid that if he knew how much I wanted this that he would make me stop. “Don’t act like you don’t want to Bella, I can smell your arousal from here.”

His last words had my body responding immediately to what he and I both craved. I reached out taking him in my hands, leaning forward I moved my tongue over his thick hard cock, from the tip to the base then back again absorbing his taste. I swirled my tongue around the head then took him into my mouth, sucking on the head before slowing sliding my way down him. I closed my eyes as I sucked on his cock, moving in and out of my mouth. He moaned and his hands came up tangling in my hair. I glanced up at him through my lashes and saw that he was watching my every move. Our eyes met and I took him deep in my mouth.

My own body clenched in response to the look on his face. I moaned and began to move my tongue in a massaging motion on the underside of his shaft, my thumb repeating the action on the areas my mouth didn’t cover.

“Don’t stop,” his sensual voice urged me. His hand tightened in my hair and he held me in place as he slid in and out of mouth. I moved my hands to his firm ass and pulled him toward me taking in every last hard, silky inch. His moans became louder and more ragged. His sounds of pleasure were as much of a turn on as his actions.

Oh I do so love it when a man takes charge, don't you?

Ok, so the second recommendation is really for two bloggy friends of mine, Betti over at Betti. Music. Twilight. and Nachos4Children who writes an awesome Bella/Carlisle fic called Clementines.



If you're not reading this fic, you should definitely add it to your list. It's fabulous and our own uhyesplease beta's it. 'Nuff said.

Anyway, I know that these two lovelies enjoy a good Carlisle fic and when I stumbled upon the following, I knew I had to share.

Firsts by Alice laughed is a great one shot, pre-Twilight story about how the love affair between Esme and Carlisle unfolded. It's sweet and lovely and romantic, which is what you might expect since she published it for Valentine's Day in 2008.

BUT, we're not The Lemon Sisters for nothing, so here's the teaser of the story's lemon:

Our movements echoed each other, our hands sliding over flesh followed by our lips and tongues. I lost track of the world outside of Carlisle. He became the first and the last of everything.

I came to peace with my past as he entered me, crashing his lips against mine in fevered need as I rocked to pull him in deeper. There was no pain, no emptiness, only fulfillment as the heat began to build between us in the delicious friction of our coupling. Every nerve ending of my body was alive and alight as we moved together. Our breathing was coming in sharp gasps as I met his every thrust.

He slowed his movements slightly, nibbling my neck once again and whispering his love in my ears. My fingers dug into his backside as I pulled him deeper, and I locked my limbs around him trying to hold on to him for forever.

His every action transcended the simple lust that I had always thought lay at the root of sexual encounters. I had never felt such exquisite pleasure in my life, and knew that even if my body had been touched before, no man had ever laid his hands on my soul the way Carlisle did. In this, he was truly my first.

I was transported higher and higher with every thrust, and could no longer contain myself against it. I heard him moaning low in his throat, and answered him with my own, seeking to release some of the energy in some way. Our moans only fueled the fire, and he pushed me higher and higher until I thought I might shatter with the intensity of it. I kissed him fiercely, trying to give some of it back to him before I broke in two. The taste of his lips sent me spiraling over the edge. Wave after wave of all-consuming bliss washed over my shuddering form, and I lost myself in him.

How could you not loose yourself in this man???

UPDATE!!
I just heard from Alice laughed that she has a one-shot up for bid at the Fandom Gives Back auction. Please go and check it out and show her and the other amazing women there some love by bidding.

So that's it, dearies! I hope you have a lovely, lemony Monday!